One, two, three

She`s a real left winger `cause she`s been down south
And held possums in her arms, she said
"I could tell you stories that could make you cry, what about you?"
I said, "Me too, I could tell you a story that would make you cry"
And she sighed, "Ah"

I said, "I wanna be a singer like Lou Reed"
"I like Lou Reed," she said, sticking her tongue in my ear
"Let`s go, let`s sit, let`s talk, politics goes so good with beer
And while we`re at it, baby
Why don`t you tell me one of your biggest fears?"
I said, "Losing my penis to a whore with disease"
"Just kidding"
I said, "Losing my life to a whore with disease"
She said, "Excuse me, please?"
I said, "Losing my life to a horrible disease"
She said, "Please"

Well, I`m a humble guy with healthy desire
Don`t give me no s**t because

I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired
I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired

I told the tale of a girl but I call her a woman
She`s a little bit older than me
Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk breasts like a cluster of grapes
I can`t escape her ways she raised me

She make me feel like Solomon
Beware your babies even if you have no one
And while we`re at it baby
Why don`t you tell me one of your biggest fears?
You don`t want to sleep after setting my loins on fire
Well, that`s okay because

I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired
I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired
I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired
I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired
I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired, I`ve been tired

T I R E D spells it, spells it, spells it, spells it